Bad cow poetry 1

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A cow is not a fool

not cool

follows rules

take the fence

make sense

not complex

 

A cow is not to ride

Doesn’t hide

not to ride

Hyde

 

 

A cow did not choose

Get the blues

Fair heavy

sweet breath

left

sat

wept

 

A cow is not food

bereft of mood

Red belly

 latte suit

Not a fruit

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A cow cannot read

 concede

 needs

 knows weeds

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Bad Cow Poetry 2

 

 

Angus takes a bite of her lunch

and blows a long cool breath

down the deserted street

High voltage

Dead beat

This town aint big enough for the both of us

Two feet not four and all that

She pushes back her chair

and walks right through the swinging doors

without looking around

The barman looks mean

catches the words

on the back of her shirt

spits in the dirt

 

“Not all cows are nice

 

Some cows are bad”